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The Jumpdach Tee | Collector’s Series
Step aside, MJ. There’s a new MVP on the court, and he’s built entirely out of torso.
"The Jumpdach" brings major air to the lowest riders in the game. Whether you are breaking ankles on the asphalt or just walking your wiener dog around the block, this is a bold, high-impact parody guaranteed to snap necks and start conversations.
The Details:
The Build: Printed on a Super-Soft, premium tee that feels like a vintage favorite on day one.
The Art: A crisp, clean silhouette graphic. Zero fluff, all hustle.
The Vibe: Built for the hoopers, the hound lovers, and anyone who appreciates elite hang time.
Secure the tee. Cop yours now.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
The Jumpdach Tee | Collector’s Series
$34.95
Step aside, MJ. There’s a new MVP on the court, and he’s built entirely out of torso.
"The Jumpdach" brings major air to the lowest riders in the game. Whether you are breaking ankles on the asphalt or just walking your wiener dog around the block, this is a bold, high-impact parody guaranteed to snap necks and start conversations.
The Details:
The Build: Printed on a Super-Soft, premium tee that feels like a vintage favorite on day one.
The Art: A crisp, clean silhouette graphic. Zero fluff, all hustle.
The Vibe: Built for the hoopers, the hound lovers, and anyone who appreciates elite hang time.
Secure the tee. Cop yours now.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center